I need a vacation

On Sun, 24 Nov 2002 15:21:57 -0500, Marilyn Hubley

Ah yes the Hubley Hooligans, darling little creatures they are :) I
finally got a chance for a night out in the city staying with my girlfriend
overnight for some fun. Phone Hooligans sitter sure she'll be able to
watch them. Will get there at 5pm and leave around 7am. Cool I'm leaving at
10am so will write down instructions for sitter and head out ;)

At 6pm I phone to see how the lady is doing with the Hooligans (yes she's
watched them before but they always mess with her). NO answer :( hmmmmmmmm try again, no answer :( oh oh. Phone next door neighbour hey whats up, oh did you get our message???? OH OH. Yes the Hooligans had been being feed and I warned her Big Red Malamute (semi deaf, semi blind) can be a real hellion to get in the house so just feed him outside. Apparently I had forgotten to tell her again to make sure you don't go outside without a
KEY.
Yes the Hooligans locked her out :( Neighbours searched for the spare key
in vain (I was sure I left it) but hubby neighbour finally had to go
through my bedroom window to let the poor sitter back in :(

I get home today survey damage, one window screen, electric fence break,
rebroken, several new holes all in all not bad for the Hooligans. Then
neighbour phoned to say hi, hey did your sitter not know about Carl's
(hound dog) barking collar to put on him when he was out. Well yes she did was in my instructions let me go look. OH LOOK there it is in the yard on the
ground and OH LOOK they ate the end off it (already ate the other end off
it last week).

I'm suppose to go away at Xmas for a day :( I'm thinking this might not be
a good idea :( Mommy 0 Hooligans 100

Marilyn & The Hubley Hooligans